(Okay, like, a: “…for the the third and final time” – like the third and final time that morning, or like, the third time that morning and the like FINAL final time? Plus, also, like, b: Like what fricking color shoes did she, like, put on? Like, at least, like, what style of flats? Like, track shoes? Like, combat boots? Clogs? Uggs? Ballet slippers? Shower shoes? Dr. Scholl’s Fast Flats? Flip flops? Timberlands? Vibram FiveFingers? Freaking wellies? Or like, maybe, I don’t know, LOAFERS? Like, come on, like, a fricking clue, come on)!
(Mys)-
(I, like, totally warned you. Like, VIRTUAL SLA) –
(Virtual, like, wax on, like, wax off! Like, virtual Miagi-blocked)!
(Dargghhhhhhh)!
(Oh, yeah, and also)…
(Don’t you do it, you filthy fricking rotten like total son of a b)-
(Mystery).
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